472798
Friend:   go ask
Me:   no you go ask
Friend:   no you
Me:   fine can i have ketchup
231828

nathansummers:

Gold

(via bluewatermelonaccio)

You think killing people will make them like you, but it doesn’t it just makes them dead.

- Voldemort - A Very Potter Musical (via thebulletproofdancer)

(via carolinereadsalot)

723607

assvvipe:

velvvetreceipts:

thekatediary:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

jesus CHRIST

Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins

(via athousandunreadpages)

Anonymous: what's with the ball pit thing? I hate not getting things but I must have missed something big

galactides:

creepy-rasta:

Okay anon, let me stop giggling for a little bit and explain to you what happened.

"DashCon 2014": Was supposed to be a large con of mostly Tumblr users with a 65$ entry fee. They were going to host it in a Hotel in Schaumburg, IL. It looked like a fairly legit con to most users and promised to have Steam Punk Giraffe and Welcome to Night Vale show up for entertainment and panels. Steam Punk Giraffe canceled it’s trip to Dashcon months ago but the Con never told the people who already invested money into it, especially the people who paid extra for reserved seating. Welcome to Night Vale didn’t show up because they didn’t get their payment for the trip and thus didn’t go. Dashcon “apparently” got a call from the hotel telling them that the room they reserved would cost $17,000 and didn’t receive their payment. Dashcon then rallied up it’s participants for a fundraiser in 2 days to raise that money.

Well…They did. Where that money is now, no one knows. People showed up to a very empty room with no vendors. Someone bought a ball pit and rented a bounce house for the con and the people who reserved seats for the panels got an extra hour in the ball pit.

image

for anyone confused about what’s going on

decadentmousse:

gingerbarbaric:

Mom bought new shampoo and conditioner and couldn’t understand why I was laughing so hard. 

I’M CRYING.

(via the--hashslingingslasher)

43355

qoldfrequency:

whitest-white-girl:

K.K Slider would like to play you a song

THIS IS ALL I NEED IN LIFE

(via the--hashslingingslasher)

Leaving today to go to camp for two weeks! See ya tumblr!

White people:   Remember 911
White people:   Remember the Holocaust
White people:   Remember The Alamo
White people:   Remember the American Revolution
White people:   Remember Pearl Harbor
White people:   Slavery? Come on are you still stuck on that? It's time to move on that was yearsssssss ago no one cares anymore

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

homeworkmyass:

so much tension in one photo

its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier

(via brookeeverdeen)

fandomblogger:

memewhore:

So I wonder, if you put enough rubber bands around someone’s head…

THIS WEBSITE IS MADE UP OF PSYCHOPATHS AND DRUGGIES I SWEAR

(via cupcake-nipple)

unthroning:

I really want someone. Someone who I can be myself around, completely silly or completely serious. A person who will laugh along at my stupidest jokes or hold me when I’m sad. A person to go out and walk around the city with, going wherever we please, or just stay at home with and watch movies all night. We’ll eat whatever we want and sleep whenever we want. Just be there for each other. Just someone to love.

(via brookeeverdeen)

52215

(via meaganthevegan)

unamusedsloth:

Try me.

(via brookeeverdeen)

jane-anonymous:

ultrafacts:

Source For more posts like this, CLICK HERE to follow Ultrafacts

Imagining this happening is somewhat terrifying and awesome.

(via meaganthevegan)

theme