For The Masses:
Someone added this to the periodic table in their chemistry book
hey kids, wanna hear a spooky story?
the college application process
financial aid offices
COMMON APP ERRORS
A D U L T H O O D
Its horrible that we live in a world where this is happening
There was actually an incident in Sydney for a while (not sure if it’s still happening) where guys would get underneath a car and knife peoples ankles as they were getting in.
I don’t know about what’s happening in America, but scary things like this are actually happening.
Stay safe, learn how to subtly check your car when you enter it in an unfamiliar (or even familiar) location. Lock doors once you get in, always.
Bless the Sultan
The fact that that was the thing that pulled the Sultan out of his trance.
You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.
too risky man
just cus it’s baljeet
ah I can’t risk it this year will be my final finals
A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.
About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”
He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
A couple days later he got a response from his mother:
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
i wonder if china has fancy plates called america
Yes it is
Is time travel possible?
this is my favorite video of the year so far